The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.
they got mad
Well yeah when you make the song about the lead singers’ fathers death into a goddamn joke I’d be mad too.
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
I JUST WANT A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE WHERE ALL THOSE CHAIN MAIL HORROR STORIES COME TRUE
"So get this.. you didn’t forward that email in 2007 did you?"
Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…
Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.
Cas finds a camcorder and can’t help but film endless clips of just Dean being Dean.
Because I like to imagine that Dean and Cas watch Parks and Recreation together.
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Edward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO
I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK