I ran out of fucks

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

o0kawaii0o:

Free! eyes is finally here! :D well, the WIP that is. Also school started again :(

o0kawaii0o:

Free! eyes is finally here! :D well, the WIP that is. Also school started again :(

rxndomparadise:

deep conversations with open minded people are my most favorite things ever

deadrevolutionaries:

  • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
  • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
  • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
  • Stop arguing about this

I had a dream that I went to a con and they had a gallery of of all the art fans had drawn of the cast and I got to Jared's section and that weird moose thing you drew was the only one there and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

consulting-cannibal:

WHAT

"i understand…"

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

iltxen:

bluelizabeth:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

My English class was supposed to read Romeo and Juliet this year, but we ran out of time, so we didn’t (yay education) I think I now know everything I need to know about it.

My teacher and classmates all got so upset with me because I “ruined” the ending. Who the fuck doesn’t know how this ends!?!?!

cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

joshpeckofficial:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.